I Can Handle My Social.

Congrats you’re off Social! Now go live your life!

There seems to be an on-going fad right now of people bragging about not being on social media. Like it’s deserving of some type of award. Like quitting smoking. You SHOULD quit smoking! And there should be no reward for trying to stop killing yourself!

Millions of people live hard lives everyday and no one gets a fucking trophy for it. And the last group of people who should get attention or praise for anything is a bunch of recovering social media addicts.

I remember my old boss at this late night tv show used to drone on about his kicking alcohol. Like he deserved an award. Yeah it’s a brutal illness and I think we should have programs in place to help people get well. But your ego was part of your problem to begin with and to go searching for accolades of your anti-alcoholism is greedy and pathetic. Also, I don’t need a speech about my problem every time I have a few belts or fire off a rant about some irrelevant topic on social media.

You’re the one with the problem. I can handle my social.

The same goes for anyone bragging about kicking Twitter, FB, IG, Snap, or any of the other soul-sucking apps that do more harm than good.

Congrats you’re off Twitter. Now get up, take a shower, get dressed and do something memorable with your day without posting about it.

Enjoy the moment ya fucks!